It is time to Get Started:
Please enter in a thirty-three character-long password that includes your mothers initials and the number P. Make sure it is something that you can remember. In the event you need to restart or reset your password, a questionnaire will be sent to your e-mail address; including (but not limited to) questions riddled with ambiguity that you answered three years ago. Keep in mind you must, not only, remember which question you answered, but what the answer was that you answered it with. All of which must be remembered from a period of three years past.
This is so much fun. Now after entering you password be sure to 'click' firmly on your mouse- nine times - until the next screen pops up. Before you know it - OH MY GOD - someone in (insert a nearby city) has a crush on you. And if you pay just $9.95 we will tell you who that somebody is. But wait; If you don't know anyone in (nearby city) we'll find you that special somebody from Tokyo who is also "crushing" on you. Everyday for the next 365 days we'll send you nineteen e-mails, including profiles and pictures of all those hotties that "totally want your body". Guarantees not included.
Someday's pop, up and out from something larger than 24hours. And I am wasted inside of its bottle, waiting for the nest to carry me away. The same thing made people worry over crumbs. It is invisible things. If you act now, not only will you receive the large, medium and small VacuumPumpSavers; but, we will throw in if you order in the next ten minutes a twelve piece cutlery set and a Kashmir evening gown ( size 7 ) totally free . There are only five more in stock, and - Oh no Karen. We have sold out. Stay tuned.
With Love
